So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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