You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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