google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My dad just said "fuck circus"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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