also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The feeling are messing with the penis
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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