You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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