I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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