How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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