the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
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