There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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