Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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