i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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