She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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