I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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