wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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