Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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