He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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