check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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