i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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