was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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