Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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