both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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