love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I cannot find my penis.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
