I skipped work to stalk him.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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