Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Randomize
