No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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