If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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