It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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