i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I think my moral compass just broke
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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