so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
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You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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