We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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