Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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