He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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