I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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