Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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