Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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