We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
did i just pee glitter
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Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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