well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
