I just cut my nipple shaving
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
A bitchslap is in order.
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