I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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