It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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