Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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