Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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