I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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