I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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