I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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