i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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