Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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