My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Can I color on your dick again?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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