There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
my poor anus
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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