i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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