3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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