i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
