Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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