You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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